the lulu at scottsdale quarter and all of the no boobed bitches that work there

when people snapchat me thinking i give a fuck where they are with a picture/caption of them there

short hair

when 14 year olds think its chill to show their support for Mitt Romney because they lUv ‘murica and beer and w0man…but they dgaf about pretty much everything else that actually has to do with the future of our country

when someone adds me on “Find Friends” then turns their location off for me to see. dgaf where u are, chode, why the fuck did you make me get that app and add yourself in the first place?

luv. lol

everyone at my school

birthdays. u were born once- why the fuck do u need to celebrate it every fucking year? ur alive everyday OK